The fuck off energy is strong with this one. I sometimes can't find it when I want to use it, and it ends up being in a place I definitely looked. (Seriously, at least twice. You can only blame so much on being a silly goose.)
 
Thrown together and completed quickly, so that I could move on to the next spell. This has "Move on" all over it. Primed to smash through the bindings that anchor your target, encouraging them to move on to broader horizons. It's not a curse - it's a relocation spell. We wish that person a happy, healthy life - just way the fuck over there. Get them a new job at a different company so they stop harassing you with their political anecdotes. Find them a swanky new place across town, and away from your neighbourhood. 
 
Sprinkle a bit under their desk, across their doorstep, near where they get into their car... Somewhere they would step. You don't need to worry about others stepping on it because it's specifically for your intended target, they just have to walk on it.